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Unisex T-Shirt
"Armstrong, why do we have Fourth of July decorations up? It's months away." "Exactly." "A true patriot loves his country regardless of the date." "A true patriot celebrates the founding of our corporatocracy every single day of the year, minion." "Some of the decorations are smeared with coffee grounds and banana peels." "A true patriot knows that one cafe's dumpster is another cafe's treasure."
A great t-shirt that compliments any outfit. It is made of a heavier cotton and the double-stitched neckline and sleeves give it more durability, so it can become an everyday favorite.
Features
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Fabric weight: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
- Regular fit
- Tubular construction
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
Estimated Fullfillment: 5 Days
30-day return policy
