Recycling Gifts

"I think it's very considerate of people to separate their trash."

"This forms part of our corporate social responsibility plan."

'We're trying to discourage carrier bag use.'

"It's a pity those awful people were right about the environment."

Cans, Bottles. Newspapers. New Year's Resolutions.

"Please help us reduce our garbage and improve our energy efficiency and our water quality. Help us to be eco-wise and-above all-to empower others."

Government recycling initiatives (in recycling bin).

Goldilocks tackles climate change

'I'm all for recycling, Frank...but last year's Christmas tree?!'

"That's one small step for man and one giant heap left behind."

Bad news...we're running out of ice.

Landfill Site: The Muck Stops Here

'Who ordered 10,000 copies of how to conserve paper?'

'Just wait! Someday you'll be old and corrugated!'

"'Litterbug' isn't politically correct. They prefer 'environmentally challenged.'"

'Last month's technology' bin next to electronics store.

From the Stone Age to the GarbAge.

Dog Looking for Bin in which to put Bone

Refuse Point: Confused and Unsure

'Ted, I don't think that's how they want our trash separated.'

Recycling Depot: Plastic Thingies, Bits of Grey Stuff, White Round Things, Small Pieces of Brown Plastic.

Recycling.

'Glad to see folks like you using reusable shopping bags. We're saving a lot of trees! Here's your receipt.'

'How long have you been in Waste Management?'

'It is important to do our part to help the environment son...'

'I miss the days when you could chuck stuff in the bin and not have to think about it for ten minutes.'

'Well, we'll out-recycle them. We'll use paper made from vegetable products, and soy based ink, so after reading the magazine it could then be boiled,mashed and eaten.'

Where The Ecologically Correct Meets The Pathologically Frugal

Reducing paper usage.

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

New! Disposable trash cans, just fill and toss.

"It's his contribution to the environment"

Environment-friendly carrier bags with environmental messages on them

Too Much Information.

Reuse it or lose it.