Repurposing Gifts

Favorite Selections from 800,000 Things To Do With a Scarf

"Who needs a tree?"

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

The Environmentalist

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

But is it organic?

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

Eco Princess

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

Queen of Upcycling!

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

Food waste with recycling symbol

That's supposed to say garage sale!

Why would birdie need newspaper?

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

"Well, I think we come back as newspapers." "You're nuts."

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"