Furniture Repurposer Gifts

'The bean bag chair broke.'

"It's been unanimously decided that we don't like this table. Could you show us another model?"

Fumes from furniture

Things were about to go apple-shaped for Barney and Bart...

"I don't care how sick you feel; don't drop it."

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)

'No, we did not order a corner unit.'

The Upholstery Consultant

"Larry made that chair from a pile of sticks."

'And here to explain his study on the migration patterns of Earthlings...'

"I've up cycled your Chippendale!"

'The Sacked Executive's Officer Furniture Goes in the Small Van...the Salary Package in the Other.'

"You said to pack only the essentials, and this couch is essential for my afternoon naps."

"It's just until the air conditioning in our house is fixed."

Favorite Selections from 800,000 Things To Do With a Scarf

Chainsaw and Chair

Painter and Decorator/Wallpaper

'Here we go again, Mr Gloez, you are NOT a couch mechanic!'

Kitchen Table Issues

"Coool! How much for the bean bag chair?"

"Dancing with the liquidators."

'She thinks she's the cat's meow just because she was on Antiques Roadshow.'

The message that status symbols were so last year was getting through...

'So our son can't move back in -- furniture sale!'

'The sugar chest is original but the contents are artificial.'

'This is where I'm thinking of putting my husband.'

Pneumatic seat raised through roof.

"It's full of woodworm, we breed them..."

Antiques, Furniture Stripping, Stripping.

'We didn't expect you this early!'

'...but when I said I wanted a NEW wardrobe....'

'Sir, I feel I'd achieve more if I had a chair.'