Furniture Renovator Gifts

Oh wow. Love your work.

Painter and Decorator/Wallpaper

Painting by the numbers for adults

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Painting the Ceiling

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

'I found the termites!'

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

'And when you're done here honey, I have a nice periwinkle picked out for the foyer!'

"Are you sure there wasn't a floor model?"

' ... and this is the half bath.'

'Are you sure you brought the right flat pack?'

'Harry won't even build me a new kitchen.'

George was a bit intimidated by his IKEA self-assembly wardrobe.

"Hello, and welcome to 'Homes Under the Hammer. . .'"

'Dad, this is something I knocked up in the shed.'

Fumes from furniture

"She does this when she's tired."

'How are you doing on your side?'

Chair - Ready for Self Assembly.

Cut out and keep your own D.I.Y expert.

'Yes, you were abandoned. But then I adopted you. Why are you still taking it out on my couch?'

DIY.

"It's about time you finished the wall, Herbet...that's your problem, you never finish anything you start!"

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

Super glue . . .

"I thought this was a do it YOURself project."

'This fish looked bored so we installed a rec room below their tank.'

"We'd like you to think of it not as a 'brick', but rather as an essential component of a potential self-build project."

"I can't find the instructions."

'It's lovely. Have you actually built a flat-pack kitchen before?'

'Of course, some assembly is required. That's why my bid was so low.'

Irritable dowel syndrome

'Let's take out a second mortgage and add a pizza garage.'