"It's full of woodworm, we breed them..."
Furniture Restoration Gifts
Looking for gifts for a furniture restoration hobbyist? Our collection features fun, thoughtfully designed items that celebrate the art of breathing new life into old furniture. From humorous mugs to stylish prints and cozy pillows, find something that matches their creative spirit and passion for vintage reviving. Perfect for anyone who enjoys the satisfying process of restoring and decorating old pieces, our products are ideal for adding personality to their workspace or home. Show your support for their craftsmanship with a gift that’s as inspiring as their projects.
'Your place or mine?'
"I've up cycled your Chippendale!"
Cut out and keep your own French Polisher.
"How could you, Veronica? I spent a fortune getting the woodworm out of this wardrobe and you're contaminating it with gigolos!"
Antiques, Furniture Stripping, Stripping.
"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."
"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."
"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."
The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.
Fittd shēt
"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."
"Are you sure there wasn't a floor model?"
'Are you sure you brought the right flat pack?'
'I think I've finally found a fixer-upper in your price range.'
'What? I'm scratching the sofa! I'm not! And if I was? It's your fault!'
George was a bit intimidated by his IKEA self-assembly wardrobe.
'Great to see the ol' museum is finally getting a face-lift.' An old building getting a medical face-lift
'Of course I'd never fire you, Nelson. You've been working here for such a long time, you've become part of the furmiture!'
'That's not what it looked like in the shop...' - 'It's near enough.'
Fumes from furniture
"Honey! He's breached the recliner! I repeat, the puppy has breached my La-Z-Boy!!"
'I don't want to be a nuisance, you can shoot me if it's more convenient.'
Ok, now the Swedish mouse is just showing off. IKEA maze.
Chair - Ready for Self Assembly.
"It says it can be assembled by a 5 year old child - pop out and find me one..."
DIY.
Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)
IKEA Book
Great moments in pet history (the first house cat)
"Thank God you're here, first I need your help assembling this Ikea exorcism futon."
'It's lovely. Have you actually built a flat-pack kitchen before?'
"It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure this stuff out, but..."
"The instructions state that some anger, frustration and confusion is expected."
'Your new grade level rates an office, but the furniture comes assembly required.'
Furniture Restoration Gifts Collection
Furniture Restoration Mugs
Discover more witty and charming mugs perfect for furniture restoration fans in our dedicated mugs collection.
Furniture Restoration Pillows
Browse our cozy pillows with furniture restoration-inspired designs—ideal for sprucing up any space and making a thoughtful gift.
Furniture Restoration Prints
Find inspiring prints that showcase the beauty of furniture revival, perfect for decorating a workshop or a living space with creativity.
Furniture Restoration T-Shirts
Explore our fun and stylish t-shirts that celebrate furniture renovation enthusiasts, and find the perfect shirt to match their crafty spirit.