Furniture Restoration Pillows

"It's full of woodworm, we breed them..."

'Your place or mine?'

"I've up cycled your Chippendale!"

Cut out and keep your own French Polisher.

"How could you, Veronica? I spent a fortune getting the woodworm out of this wardrobe and you're contaminating it with gigolos!"

Antiques, Furniture Stripping, Stripping.

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

Fittd shēt

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

"Are you sure there wasn't a floor model?"

'Are you sure you brought the right flat pack?'

'I think I've finally found a fixer-upper in your price range.'

'What? I'm scratching the sofa! I'm not! And if I was? It's your fault!'

George was a bit intimidated by his IKEA self-assembly wardrobe.

'Great to see the ol' museum is finally getting a face-lift.' An old building getting a medical face-lift

'Of course I'd never fire you, Nelson. You've been working here for such a long time, you've become part of the furmiture!'

'That's not what it looked like in the shop...' - 'It's near enough.'

Fumes from furniture

"Honey! He's breached the recliner! I repeat, the puppy has breached my La-Z-Boy!!"

'I don't want to be a nuisance, you can shoot me if it's more convenient.'

Ok, now the Swedish mouse is just showing off. IKEA maze.

Chair - Ready for Self Assembly.

"It says it can be assembled by a 5 year old child - pop out and find me one..."

DIY.

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)

IKEA Book

Great moments in pet history (the first house cat)

"Thank God you're here, first I need your help assembling this Ikea exorcism futon."

'It's lovely. Have you actually built a flat-pack kitchen before?'

"It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure this stuff out, but..."

"The instructions state that some anger, frustration and confusion is expected."

'Your new grade level rates an office, but the furniture comes assembly required.'