Furniture Rearranging Gifts

Non-game changers

'And here to explain his study on the migration patterns of Earthlings...'

'This is where I'm thinking of putting my husband.'

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

'Oh, honey, what a lovely house... We'll place the couch here, the cupboard there and my psychiatrist right here!'

Fumes from furniture

"Richard P. Ruggles—a man and his mantelpiece."

"I've up cycled your Chippendale!"

'The Sacked Executive's Officer Furniture Goes in the Small Van...the Salary Package in the Other.'

"It's just until the air conditioning in our house is fixed."

Movers & Shakers

"Sir, you said that it's high time to fix the problem, so I rearranged the furniture, watered the flowers and made fresh coffee. If that wasn't enough then maybe we should find some problems that fit our solutions."

Moving. Mortgage payments bankrupted them. I guess "housebroken" means something different in their case.

Painter and Decorator/Wallpaper

'The sugar chest is original but the contents are artificial.'

"Dancing with the liquidators."

The message that status symbols were so last year was getting through...

'Donna has been taking FENG SHUI classes.'

'-and my wife likes to rearrange the furniture from time to time!'

Oh wow. Love your work.

'Frankly, Mrs. Wickham, I liked the furniture better the way it was.'

'We didn't expect you this early!'

Antiques, Furniture Stripping, Stripping.

"It's full of woodworm, we breed them..."

"For my next trick, I will make this piano my parents left me disappear by finding someone in the area who actually wants a piano, has a truck, and will pick it up for free."

'...but when I said I wanted a NEW wardrobe....'

'Of course there's a solution - buy a three seater settee.'

'If you don't have a TV, what do you arrange your furniture around?'

'Your place or mine?'

Cut out and keep your own French Polisher.

Although the cat seemed oblivious tot the new furniture arrangement, Polly knew it was only a matter of time.

Three Piece Furniture Distressing Kit

A planet like ours - Ants carrying a piano.

"Fine. We'll pull the bed away from the window."