Furniture Rearranging T-Shirts

Non-game changers

'And here to explain his study on the migration patterns of Earthlings...'

'This is where I'm thinking of putting my husband.'

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

'Oh, honey, what a lovely house... We'll place the couch here, the cupboard there and my psychiatrist right here!'

Fumes from furniture

"Richard P. Ruggles—a man and his mantelpiece."

'The Sacked Executive's Officer Furniture Goes in the Small Van...the Salary Package in the Other.'

"I've up cycled your Chippendale!"

"It's just until the air conditioning in our house is fixed."

Movers & Shakers

"Sir, you said that it's high time to fix the problem, so I rearranged the furniture, watered the flowers and made fresh coffee. If that wasn't enough then maybe we should find some problems that fit our solutions."

Painter and Decorator/Wallpaper

'-and my wife likes to rearrange the furniture from time to time!'

The message that status symbols were so last year was getting through...

'The sugar chest is original but the contents are artificial.'

"Dancing with the liquidators."

'Donna has been taking FENG SHUI classes.'

'...but when I said I wanted a NEW wardrobe....'

'We didn't expect you this early!'

Antiques, Furniture Stripping, Stripping.

"It's full of woodworm, we breed them..."

"For my next trick, I will make this piano my parents left me disappear by finding someone in the area who actually wants a piano, has a truck, and will pick it up for free."

'Frankly, Mrs. Wickham, I liked the furniture better the way it was.'

'Of course there's a solution - buy a three seater settee.'

'Your place or mine?'

Cut out and keep your own French Polisher.

'If you don't have a TV, what do you arrange your furniture around?'

Three Piece Furniture Distressing Kit

A planet like ours - Ants carrying a piano.

Although the cat seemed oblivious tot the new furniture arrangement, Polly knew it was only a matter of time.

Moving as a board game.

Annoyingly, he'd hung the mirror upside down.

"Of course, it's full of woodworm, we breed them..."