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'Oh, honey, what a lovely house... We'll place the couch here, the cupboard there and my psychiatrist right here!'

"Man's best friends."

"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

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"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

"Are you sure there wasn't a floor model?"

"Gesundheit!"

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

'Are you sure you brought the right flat pack?'

George was a bit intimidated by his IKEA self-assembly wardrobe.

'That's not what it looked like in the shop...' - 'It's near enough.'

"Would you mind moving to your doggy bed? I'd like to sit in my chair. I know you can hear me. Your book is upside down."

Ok, now the Swedish mouse is just showing off. IKEA maze.

'I don't want to be a nuisance, you can shoot me if it's more convenient.'

"Yup, looks like your bookcase is full. You might want to start thinking about getting a new one."

Chair - Ready for Self Assembly.

Office Furniture - Would you like to thump the table sir, to hear what it sounds like?

DIY.

"It says it can be assembled by a 5 year old child - pop out and find me one..."

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Angry boss

"Thank God you're here, first I need your help assembling this Ikea exorcism futon."

Man with self-assembly wardrobe and lots of random pieces: 'Funny how there always seems to be a few bits left over.'

'It's lovely. Have you actually built a flat-pack kitchen before?'

"It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure this stuff out, but..."

"The instructions state that some anger, frustration and confusion is expected."

'Your new grade level rates an office, but the furniture comes assembly required.'

"Oh no. We're victims of the 'Tidy Intruder'."

'The Sacked Executive's Officer Furniture Goes in the Small Van...the Salary Package in the Other.'

'And here to explain his study on the migration patterns of Earthlings...'

Jude completely misunderstands his doctor's request for a stool sample.

Man tries to build a traditional Indian Guru bed using flatpack furniture.

Self-Assembly Bookcase