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Man reading book 'Feng Shui for Micro Apartments.'

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

Upper West Side Story

"Gesundheit!"

Dog thumping tail on floor, man below thumping ceiling with broom.

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

'Honey, I'm home.'

'Oh, honey, what a lovely house... We'll place the couch here, the cupboard there and my psychiatrist right here!'

"He lives in a block of flats"

Natural Phenomena of 15-E

"It just seems to me, Howard, that you're missing the whole point of having a terrace in the city."

"And these are the Andersons, our tenants."

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

"My kitchen is very small. Do you have any with doors that swing in?"

"That's the window, dear. The bookcase is over to your right."

Estate Agent - 'They're all mine.'

'I saw a Miniature Dachshund today. NICE dog for a city apartment.'

"If a sixth borough opens up, I'll let you know."

'You can come back in, King Kong. The superintendent got the door open.'

"Sir, you said that it's high time to fix the problem, so I rearranged the furniture, watered the flowers and made fresh coffee. If that wasn't enough then maybe we should find some problems that fit our solutions."

'Which box did you put the kids in?'

"Counting the space behind the pantry shelves, it's eleven square feet."

"I still can't believe you're leaving a two bedroom for a studio."

"Call me when you've learned how to have an adult relationship with your apartment."

The runway.

"One BHK, two baths, and sixty three plug points."

"Honey, I'm home."

'23-D meet 17-C, sublet...'

"Don't get the wrong idea, but I think I should tell you that all my furnishings are from Ikea."

"It's the co-op board!"

Plane annoys penthouse apartment.