Furniture Moving T-Shirts

Movers & Shakers

A planet like ours - Ants carrying a piano.

Moving Home.

"For your interview, take a seat...then move it somewhere."

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

"This happens everytime someone asks to speak to the head of the household."

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

'I'm retiring soon and looking for something more comfortable...like a loafer.'

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

She left lots of photos out so the cat wouldn't miss her while she was away...

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

New Swiss Army Knife

"When the researcher said we were going to a gated community, I had no idea what he meant."

'My old Nehru suit! And in a pocket there's still a bottle of aftershave lotion from the glove box of my '55 Nash Rambler.'

'...and when the wolves moved house I was adopted by beetles.'

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

"I'm making a list of everything we have to do before we go away so we can freak out in some kind of order."

"Our smart home must know how must clutter we have, because it took it upon itself to rent a dumpster."

Wallpapering with Nails

' Oh no! I'm being repossessed! '

"I couldn't keep up the payments."

Things were about to go apple-shaped for Barney and Bart...

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

You dope! Why would you build our home right next to a power plant?

A house being demolished in order to make way for a road widening scheme, with the occupants being evicted.

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

Tenants Wanted: "We're in luck, boys!"