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A Mover and a Shaker movers.

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

"This happens everytime someone asks to speak to the head of the household."

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

'I'm retiring soon and looking for something more comfortable...like a loafer.'

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

She left lots of photos out so the cat wouldn't miss her while she was away...

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

'...and when the wolves moved house I was adopted by beetles.'

'My old Nehru suit! And in a pocket there's still a bottle of aftershave lotion from the glove box of my '55 Nash Rambler.'

"When the researcher said we were going to a gated community, I had no idea what he meant."

New Swiss Army Knife

Van Go

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

The Move.

"I'm making a list of everything we have to do before we go away so we can freak out in some kind of order."

"Our smart home must know how must clutter we have, because it took it upon itself to rent a dumpster."

' Oh no! I'm being repossessed! '

Wallpapering with Nails

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

"I couldn't keep up the payments."

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

Things were about to go apple-shaped for Barney and Bart...

A house being demolished in order to make way for a road widening scheme, with the occupants being evicted.

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

Tenants Wanted: "We're in luck, boys!"

Top - Perhaps

"You've got a real fungus problem. You'll have to move out until it's taken care of."