Moving House T-Shirts

People dressed in green roll up the beach like a carpet

Dog Realtor

"Don't move those, that's my emotional support pile of unread books!"

'Sorry kids, we're downsizing to a flip-flop!'

"He's having a tough time letting go of the Upper East Side."

'You don't know what you've got...until you move.'

'We can't stay here, and your father has connections in China.'

For Sale, just to find the true value.

"Frank?"

"I'm making a list of everything we have to do before we go away so we can freak out in some kind of order."

'I'm retiring soon and looking for something more comfortable...like a loafer.'

'Retirement community or bust' old lady in car with cat

'I'm in a period of transition right now.'

'Where are the kids?'

'I've had it with this kitchen!'

'Don't wait too long to decide. A house with a view like this can go at any minute....'

'Which box did you put the kids in?'

"I told you we should have sold last winter."

'Kitchen's small, but I love the granite countertops.'

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"We have to move out – I just sold a painting."

"Our smart home must know how must clutter we have, because it took it upon itself to rent a dumpster."

"I realize you're anxious to sell your home, but I think one sign will be sufficient."

"Want to put the house on the market so we clean it?"

"Looks like they're headed off the grid!"

'Are we there yet?'

"I'm looking for something with more closet space."

'It's really getting crowded around here! I think we should move to a larger dog.'

'Our house is being staged. Dad says we've got a good shot at getting in - if we can pass the audition.'

'See what happens when you feed the bears.'

A house being demolished in order to make way for a road widening scheme, with the occupants being evicted.

'Sorry - we don't live here anymore.'

'Oh gosh! What a shame! Our 20 year old set of dishes smashed to bits! Well, time to get some new ones!'

Frank and I are looking into moving to that new condo that went up next door

For sale sign 'Don't take that down, it's holding up the house.'