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"They drown out all the neighbors' chimes."

"Of course, we can do spare and minimalist, but not on your budget."

Woman shops while man sets up noose. "Do I go with bright white, deep white...."

Watching TV through window - "You should have measured the doorway first."

Moving as a board game.

Which one? The Times? The Post? Maybe The Tribune? Oh, Phil - Picking out a carpet is so difficult.

'This is our home's communications center.'

We're looking for a great environment to raise our kids in.

"Would our big tacky objects look good here?"

"You see a chair. I see a seat in the skybox of life."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, lady, can't you read?"

"It's just a lot yellower than we expected."

Movers throwing boxes out of a truck

'The furniture store next, I'm going to need a larger wardrobe.'

Ouch!

'What makes you think my kitchen was fitted by cowboys?'

You're right, it's the house next door that gets the new window.

'I'm defragging my wardrobe.'

Chair - Ready for Self Assembly.

'Manfred went to look for the lawnmower - now I've lost him, too!'

'OK... I know that lawnmower's in here somewhere...'

Where there's a Mall--There's a Way.

"It does seem an odd place to put it."

'You better take care of the bill quickly or there's going to be hell to pay.'

'The Princess and the Mint.'

"It's a nice unit, but there may be a faint odor from the last tenant..." "Yeah, enough to make you faint."

'Well, that ties up the inventory of our new neighbours' possessions.'

"I knew it, neighbours from hell"

The architecture was inspired by watching 'Grand Designs' on TV

Home security.

User friendly soil.

Massive Furniture Reductions!

Washing Line - "I thought you wanted a clothes dryer." (Colour)

"Attic or cellar?"

"It's times like this I wish I was ore than just an armchair plumber."