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"They drown out all the neighbors' chimes."

"Of course, we can do spare and minimalist, but not on your budget."

Vacu-move - discount movers.

Woman shops while man sets up noose. "Do I go with bright white, deep white...."

Watching TV through window - "You should have measured the doorway first."

Moving as a board game.

'This is our home's communications center.'

Which one? The Times? The Post? Maybe The Tribune? Oh, Phil - Picking out a carpet is so difficult.

We're looking for a great environment to raise our kids in.

"When I heard they legalized weeds, I wanted to be first on the block to let my lawn go."

"Would our big tacky objects look good here?"

' I gather you wish to reassign your lease, Higgins.'

Ouch!

"It's just a lot yellower than we expected."

Movers throwing boxes out of a truck

You're right, it's the house next door that gets the new window.

'What makes you think my kitchen was fitted by cowboys?'

'Isn't it great? It gives us four times the storage space as a regular fridge!'

'The furniture store next, I'm going to need a larger wardrobe.'

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, lady, can't you read?"

"You see a chair. I see a seat in the skybox of life."

User friendly soil.

Home security.

"It's a nice unit, but there may be a faint odor from the last tenant..." "Yeah, enough to make you faint."

"It does seem an odd place to put it."

Washing Line - "I thought you wanted a clothes dryer." (Colour)

The architecture was inspired by watching 'Grand Designs' on TV

'OK... I know that lawnmower's in here somewhere...'

'Manfred went to look for the lawnmower - now I've lost him, too!'

Chair - Ready for Self Assembly.

'You better take care of the bill quickly or there's going to be hell to pay.'

'Well, that ties up the inventory of our new neighbours' possessions.'

'I'm defragging my wardrobe.'

Where there's a Mall--There's a Way.

"I knew it, neighbours from hell"