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Spiro & Pusho's attempt to move a piano meets with disaster.

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

"Man's best friends."

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

Man and woman buying furniture.

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

"It's been unanimously decided that we don't like this table. Could you show us another model?"

"Connect A2 to B3, insert D3 into E5....I hate flat packs!"

'It's a coffee-book table.'

Granny squashing cats tail with rocking chair

The Piano Dreams Of Home

"Well I have to go, my ride is here."

'Did they deliver the new couch today?'

"it appears I'm being relocated"

"All in favor of the old, uncomfortable chairs?"

"It may not be resplendent, Your Highness, but it's totally ergonomic."

Murphy's Bed meets Murphy's Law.

'This one's got a mahogany finish, easy to assemble and comes with a magical kingdom as standard.'

'Darling...I'm afraid the sofa salesmen got the better of me.'

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)

Naked Furniture

Snedly and Snedly, the first company to leave the city, and take their buiding with them.

'Well, it WAS a pretty coffee table until Dave spilled coffee on it!'

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

'No, we did not order a corner unit.'

"Who let the dining-room set into the liquor cabinet again?"

"It sounds as if it's going to be three hours with our legs crossed in Frank Gehry chairs. You go if you want."