Furniture Arrangement Gifts

Annoyingly, he'd hung the mirror upside down.

'How was the Feng shui? What I thought was an invite for Chinese food turned out to be a night of rearranging furniture.'

"Richard P. Ruggles—a man and his mantelpiece."

"Jack sensed that Susan was planning to rearrange the furniture again."

Although the cat seemed oblivious tot the new furniture arrangement, Polly knew it was only a matter of time.

'How do you get furniture to fit?'

'Frankly, Mrs. Wickham, I liked the furniture better the way it was.'

"Hasn't rearranging the furniture made the room seem larger?"

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

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"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

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The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

"Surprise!"

"The knights of the round accent table"

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"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

"John, wake up, I think the mattress has stopped breathing."

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."