Furniture Assembly Gifts

"...it's difficult to assemble - we'll let the customers do it."

'It's lovely. Have you actually built a flat-pack kitchen before?'

Builders confused by new Ikea store plans.

"These instructions are useless. Keep up the good work."

"It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure this stuff out, but..."

...and then he said, he knew how to put together the wardrobe and refused to read the instructions!

George was a bit intimidated by his IKEA self-assembly wardrobe.

'No, Joseph didn't make the crib, it was a flat pack!'

'I buy my cigars at Ikea!'

Chair - Ready for Self Assembly.

A flat-pack cow.

"I've spent 6 hours trying to put this wine rack together. Maybe Ikea is Swedish for 'some part missing.'"

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

The inventor of DIY shelving

Flat-pack furniture assembly creating 3D illusion

DIY.

"It says it can be assembled by a 5 year old child - pop out and find me one..."

"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."

'I hate all this, 'flat pack assembly' stuff. I say we just leave it as it is, and go home.'

Noah suddenly regrets using the IKEA flatpack end-of-the-world Ark design.

"The instructions state that some anger, frustration and confusion is expected."

Self-assembly nest

'We come in pieces.'

"There's no need to feel embarrassed, it happens to lots of men."

"Step 1: Find Someone Who Knows How To Read Instructions, Dave."

'What did I tell you about buying a flatpack wardrobe!'

"Don't forget to read the assembly details before you start."

"He's the best man in our cipher department, sir. Even we don't understand his stuff. He used to do assembly instructions for Ikea."

Man tries to build a traditional Indian Guru bed using flatpack furniture.

"Nurse, the allen key, please."

'I don't want to be a nuisance, you can shoot me if it's more convenient.'

"I couldn't work out how to assemble my wardrobe - then suddenly, it all fitted together..."

"With or without directions this time?"

"Always one annoying bit left over at the end."

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack.