"Life is a struggle for the Pictographically Challenged."
Assembling New Furniture Gifts
Finding the right gift for someone assembling new furniture can be a challenge, but a thoughtful, humorous present can make the process more enjoyable. Our collection features clever and funny items that celebrate this common life event. Whether they’re IKEA experts or first-timers, a little humor can lighten the mood and show your support during this home improvement adventure.
"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."
"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."
The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.
Fittd shēt
Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.
'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'
'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'
"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."
"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."
"Are you sure there wasn't a floor model?"
Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.
'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'
'Are you sure you brought the right flat pack?'
Man and woman buying furniture.
"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."
"All your throw pillows were in knots."
"It's been unanimously decided that we don't like this table. Could you show us another model?"
"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"
George was a bit intimidated by his IKEA self-assembly wardrobe.
Den Furniture
'That's not what it looked like in the shop...' - 'It's near enough.'
'I don't want to be a nuisance, you can shoot me if it's more convenient.'
Ok, now the Swedish mouse is just showing off. IKEA maze.
"It's also a flat-bed scanner."
Fumes from furniture
'Oh, honey, what a lovely house... We'll place the couch here, the cupboard there and my psychiatrist right here!'
Chair - Ready for Self Assembly.
Nick Offerman
DIY.
"It says it can be assembled by a 5 year old child - pop out and find me one..."
IKEA Book
"Thank God you're here, first I need your help assembling this Ikea exorcism futon."
'Well, it WAS a pretty coffee table until Dave spilled coffee on it!'
"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."
Assembling New Furniture Gifts Collection
Assembling New Furniture Mugs
Discover a variety of mugs designed for those who love a good laugh while tackling furniture assembly—check out our collection for humorous and relatable designs.
Assembling New Furniture Pillows
Add humor and comfort to any room with our furniture assembly-themed pillows—perfect for lounging after a long day of home improvement.
Assembling New Furniture Prints
Find stylish prints that capture the humor of assembling new furniture—great for decorating your space with a witty touch.
Assembling New Furniture T-Shirts
Explore our collection of t-shirts that celebrate the joys and woes of furniture building—funny, witty designs to wear during every assembly session.