New Furniture Purchase Gifts

Cat Sharpens Claws in Preparation of the New Sofa.

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

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"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"Surprise!"

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

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"The knights of the round accent table"

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The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

"We balanced our budget this month!"

"John, wake up, I think the mattress has stopped breathing."

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"Are you sure there wasn't a floor model?"

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'