Furniture Assembly Fun-seeker Gifts

Man tries to build a traditional Indian Guru bed using flatpack furniture.

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

"Man's best friends."

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."

Fittd shēt

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

"Are you sure there wasn't a floor model?"

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

Man and woman buying furniture.

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

'Are you sure you brought the right flat pack?'

George was a bit intimidated by his IKEA self-assembly wardrobe.

"It's been unanimously decided that we don't like this table. Could you show us another model?"

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

Ok, now the Swedish mouse is just showing off. IKEA maze.

'Oh, honey, what a lovely house... We'll place the couch here, the cupboard there and my psychiatrist right here!'

'I don't want to be a nuisance, you can shoot me if it's more convenient.'

Granny squashing cats tail with rocking chair

"Well I have to go, my ride is here."

'It's a coffee-book table.'

"It's also a flat-bed scanner."

"Connect A2 to B3, insert D3 into E5....I hate flat packs!"

'Did they deliver the new couch today?'

The Piano Dreams Of Home

'That's not what it looked like in the shop...' - 'It's near enough.'

"We've decided to give you a bonus, Rick. It's any change you find under the cushions."

"All in favor of the old, uncomfortable chairs?"

Chair - Ready for Self Assembly.

"It may not be resplendent, Your Highness, but it's totally ergonomic."