Furniture Assembler Gifts

Man with self-assembly wardrobe and lots of random pieces: 'Funny how there always seems to be a few bits left over.'

...and then he said, he knew how to put together the wardrobe and refused to read the instructions!

A flat-pack cow.

"Don't worry. Think of it as putting together that Swedish furniture...there's always pieces left over."

New dressers...

'What did I tell you about buying a flatpack wardrobe!'

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack.

"Young Frankenstein"

"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

Fittd shēt

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."

Unfinished Funiture Store.

The Venus Flytrap Leather Sectional

"Are you sure there wasn't a floor model?"

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

'Are you sure you brought the right flat pack?'

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

Caution: use only under child supervison

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

George was a bit intimidated by his IKEA self-assembly wardrobe.