Toy Assembler Gifts

Caution: use only under child supervison

'...and it absolutely must be assembled!'

"Young Frankenstein"

Director/Action Man toy.

Rocking horse

The Hobby Store

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

Modern kite for wind energy.

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Lego Haircut

"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."

'Where do I put the batteries?'

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

'A few years ago all we needed were some people who could hammer and some people who could paint.'

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

'It's just like any other doll except this one needs hours of therapy to work normally.'

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

Computerized Dollhouse.

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"

'I don't want to be a nuisance, you can shoot me if it's more convenient.'

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

It's more than a mike!

Remote control Broomstick and Butterfly

"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."

The Allied Toy Company utilizes wind power as part of its green initiative.

'No wonder it was so hard to assemble. I thought it was supposed to be a basketball hoop, not a weapon of mass destruction.'

"Their kids will be begging for it."