Toy Architect Gifts

"What do you want to be when you give up?"

'It's a very realistic set that even comes with contract specifications and outrageous bid proposals.'

Lego Haircut

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

'Really? You're encouraging him to do manual labor?'

"Has anyone seen the extra firm tofu?"

'Mom forgot to do the laundry last night, so I made clothes out of Legos.'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

Director/Action Man toy.

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

"In the current market, it's just more practical."

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

'I want to chuck all the spelling and math and just get back to playing with blocks.'

Building giant sand pies.

"We've created a safe, nonjudgmental environment that will leave you child ill-prepared for real life."

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

'It's just like any other doll except this one needs hours of therapy to work normally.'

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

"I tested very high in playing."

'Frank Lloyd Wright's childhood.'

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

"My buildings are meant to inspire."

Caution: use only under child supervison

"Your tea party numbers are way down this month Jerry."

Luggage Mom

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

Baby reaching food using building blocks.

It's more than a mike!

Remote control Broomstick and Butterfly

Snow Bridge.

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

Modern Parents

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