Lego Architect Gifts

"I've just discovered the universe is built from trillions and trillions of lego blocks!"

"Uh-oh, Justin Legoed himself into his room again."

"Lego is the only thing keeping this household together."

"I appreciate your help, but our emergency kit probably doesn't need enough LEGO to rebuild the entire house."

When I get enough Legos, I'm building a place of my own.

Fat Kid 18- Makes lego dentures

"Oh, no, Peter has legoed himself into his room!"

Modern Parents

Build your very own conflict of interest!

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Lego Haircut

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

'I want to chuck all the spelling and math and just get back to playing with blocks.'

Building giant sand pies.

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

"My buildings are meant to inspire."

"Ah, to be young and foolish again."

'That's my boy...'

'Frank Lloyd Wright's childhood.'

"Your tea party numbers are way down this month Jerry."

'It's not so much the distance to your proposed house site, but that I'm not familiar with your planet's building codes.'

'I hope you have planning permission for that?'

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

Snow Bridge.

'It's a self-build.'

What brings you to therapy, Rudy? Dr. Noodle. I've been feeling like my whole life is on pause. And I can't find the remote to unpause it. Meanwhile, everyone else's stories are proceeding apace. They're all into the second act already. They've all had plot twists, and hero's journeys, and epic love scenes, and thrilling reversals of fortune ... Meanwhile, I'm still paused on the opening credits because no remote. Why don't you get up off the couch and unpause it manually? You can do that?

"I'm a home-tech specialist. Your daughter called us. I'm here to convert her doll house into a smart doll house."

"It's not big and it's not clever, Perkins."

Toy White House built incorrectly.

'And the 4 years it took him to get the permit teaches him a lot about doing business in the U.S.'

'I need a new toy!'

"Donny's just going through a brutalist phase."