Asteroid Architect Gifts

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Lego Haircut

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

"I'm waiting for my imagination to run riot."

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

"I feel that I have at least one more unpublished novel in me."

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

'It's not so much the distance to your proposed house site, but that I'm not familiar with your planet's building codes.'

'Frank Lloyd Wright's childhood.'

"Ah, to be young and foolish again."

Andre Gide.

Modern Parents

"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

Ted knew he had a bestseller. Now all he had to do was fill the middle bits in.

"It's not big and it's not clever, Perkins."

Asteroid Bennu

After months of writer's block, the great man's biographer finally decides how to end the book.

He's celebrating finishing the last page of his novel...now he only has the other 468 to write.

"Better than Chekhov"

"Your tax return reads like one of your novels."

'You gonna sign for this, kid?'

'Bless. Wayne's made his first affordable home sand estate.'

But what the asteroid hadn't counted on was the plucky courage and dogged determination of one young man. Albert Snipe, asteroid hunter.

"His latest management book was all about controlling the mind...and how you could teach it to construct a new reality..."

'It's not enough that you want to publish it, you must beg for it.'

'It's a very realistic set that even comes with contract specifications and outrageous bid proposals.'

"Uh-oh, Justin Legoed himself into his room again."

A Welcome mat words mixed up at the Dyslexic Clinic

'Mom forgot to do the laundry last night, so I made clothes out of Legos.'

Writing the generations/Bring characters to life.

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