Asteroid Architect T-Shirts

"We need to find more stable housing."

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Lego Haircut

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

"I'm waiting for my imagination to run riot."

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

Crane Game. Ball Game.

"I feel that I have at least one more unpublished novel in me."

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

Andre Gide.

"Ah, to be young and foolish again."

'It's not so much the distance to your proposed house site, but that I'm not familiar with your planet's building codes.'

'Frank Lloyd Wright's childhood.'

Modern Parents

"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

'It's a self-build.'

Ted knew he had a bestseller. Now all he had to do was fill the middle bits in.

Joyce Carol Oates

"It's not big and it's not clever, Perkins."

Asteroid Bennu

After months of writer's block, the great man's biographer finally decides how to end the book.

"Better than Chekhov"

But what the asteroid hadn't counted on was the plucky courage and dogged determination of one young man. Albert Snipe, asteroid hunter.

"His latest management book was all about controlling the mind...and how you could teach it to construct a new reality..."

'You gonna sign for this, kid?'

"Your tax return reads like one of your novels."

He's celebrating finishing the last page of his novel...now he only has the other 468 to write.

'Bless. Wayne's made his first affordable home sand estate.'

'It's not enough that you want to publish it, you must beg for it.'

'It's a very realistic set that even comes with contract specifications and outrageous bid proposals.'

"Uh-oh, Justin Legoed himself into his room again."

A Welcome mat words mixed up at the Dyslexic Clinic

Participants in the Poetry Writing Workshop imagine that they are imaginary persons in a situation of their own imagination.

'Mom forgot to do the laundry last night, so I made clothes out of Legos.'