Alphabet Architect T-Shirts

A Welcome mat words mixed up at the Dyslexic Clinic

"Ah, to be young and foolish again."

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

Hollywood Sign Developers

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

'C'mon get it straight.'

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

'Hmph. College kids.'

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

Pipe Dream.

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

Cookbooks

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

Cat statues on entrance gate

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'