Algorithm Architect T-Shirts

"Apparently we've introduced unconscious bias writing our algorithms."

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

Minority Report

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

Early Programmers.

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

"Ah, to be young and foolish again."

'How did you arrive at this price?' - 'Our computer has a new random generator.'

"It must have been fate that brought us together."

Information about information about information about information.

Jim unwittingly wanders into a rough section of the Computer Science department.

Hidden Facebook Features

'He's working on the great American requirements document.'

Information vs. confusion

"It's great the way that computer algorithms allow the internet to feed me with opinions that reinforce the ones I've already got - all on my phone!"

"We no longer use Astrology or crystal balls. We now use algorithms to predict the future."

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

"As your new President I shall govern by algorithm."

'I guess this is what we get for going to a discount web-page designer.'

You Shouldn't Have

"It's not big and it's not clever, Perkins."

"We're Quietly Confident That It Smells Of Cinnamon"

"And the weird shall inherit the Earth, for their ways are difficult for A.I. algorithms to figure out."

"Is there a dummy's guide for this book?"

Fakebook

"This new software is amazing...it can identify potential insurance liabilities long before any risk is even identified..."

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"I figure the odds of you being the smartest girl in the class for three years in a row are practically zero."