Algorithm Architect Pillows

"Apparently we've introduced unconscious bias writing our algorithms."

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

Early Programmers.

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

"Ah, to be young and foolish again."

'How did you arrive at this price?' - 'Our computer has a new random generator.'

Jim unwittingly wanders into a rough section of the Computer Science department.

Information about information about information about information.

'He's working on the great American requirements document.'

Hidden Facebook Features

Information vs. confusion

"It's great the way that computer algorithms allow the internet to feed me with opinions that reinforce the ones I've already got - all on my phone!"

"We no longer use Astrology or crystal balls. We now use algorithms to predict the future."

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

"It's not big and it's not clever, Perkins."

'I guess this is what we get for going to a discount web-page designer.'

"We're Quietly Confident That It Smells Of Cinnamon"

"And the weird shall inherit the Earth, for their ways are difficult for A.I. algorithms to figure out."

"This new software is amazing...it can identify potential insurance liabilities long before any risk is even identified..."

"I figure the odds of you being the smartest girl in the class for three years in a row are practically zero."

"Look, we've got to improve our voter-tracking algorithms if we want to make more accurate wild-ass guesses."