Algorithm Guru Pillows

'The boss wants me to create a computer algorithm that can convert hindsight into foresight.'

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

"When you say you're behind me 100%, do you mean base ten or binary?"

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

Early Programmers.

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

Crocodile Selfie

'These computer repair people certainly take their jobs seriously.'

'How did you arrive at this price?' - 'Our computer has a new random generator.'

'Division is just like addition except you have to use a different button on the calculator.'

"Making us more mobile friendly didn't mean letting the general public use our car park, Smithers."

Jim unwittingly wanders into a rough section of the Computer Science department.

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

Hidden Facebook Features

'Don't be nervous but I think we're about to go LIVE on the new system.'

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'

"It's another e-mail from your folks. You know, this would be a whole lot easier if you'd just tell them about the Web."

"It's great the way that computer algorithms allow the internet to feed me with opinions that reinforce the ones I've already got - all on my phone!"

"We no longer use Astrology or crystal balls. We now use algorithms to predict the future."

Bureaucraze...

Old MacDonald had a data farm. AI AI O.