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'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

Early Programmers.

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

'How did you arrive at this price?' - 'Our computer has a new random generator.'

"It must have been fate that brought us together."

Jim unwittingly wanders into a rough section of the Computer Science department.

Hidden Facebook Features

Data Extraction Social Media Theme Park

Silicon Vale

"It's great the way that computer algorithms allow the internet to feed me with opinions that reinforce the ones I've already got - all on my phone!"

"We no longer use Astrology or crystal balls. We now use algorithms to predict the future."

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

"As your new President I shall govern by algorithm."

You Shouldn't Have

"I figure the odds of you being the smartest girl in the class for three years in a row are practically zero."

"This new software is amazing...it can identify potential insurance liabilities long before any risk is even identified..."

Fakebook

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"Look, we've got to improve our voter-tracking algorithms if we want to make more accurate wild-ass guesses."

Humans rarely use cash anymore. It's all electronic transfers in and out. Computer algorithms target them with ads, telling them what to buy. More and more, computer programs select marriage partners for them. And now we're seeing electronics override human drivers in cars! Only alarmists worry about electronic devices taking over the world and controlling our lives. Sometimes they are just so funny!

"How'd you know I was in for cyber crime?"

"The abominable algorithm"

"Don wrote our hiring algorithm."

Investors can't blame brokers any more

"The algorithm isn't showing us as many stars as it used to."

"I think we're going to have to look at our recruitment algorithms again."

Things you should know about...

"Not tonight, Dear...haven't you got an algorithm for it?"

"Sudoku for Dummies"

'Calculus is my new Versace. I get a buzz from algorithms. What's going on with me, Raymond? I'm scared.'

"The mountain was named after a group of pioneers who stopped here and spent three months arguing about the best way around it before oncoming winter and dwindling supplies forced them to turn back."