Software Guru Pillows

Service Call Showdown

Robot Parts $5

'Here's MY information highway!'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Geek fairies

"When you say you're behind me 100%, do you mean base ten or binary?"

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

Kirsten Johnson

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

Crocodile Selfie

Computer help.

'These computer repair people certainly take their jobs seriously.'

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

I've always been slower than computers...

Tech support...can I help you!

Den Furniture

"Are you sure that a 'tamiflu injection' will cure my computer virus?"

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

"Is that you talking or Wikipedia?"

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

'Don't be nervous but I think we're about to go LIVE on the new system.'

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'

"It's another e-mail from your folks. You know, this would be a whole lot easier if you'd just tell them about the Web."

Old MacDonald had a data farm. AI AI O.