Coding Guru Pillows

Inventor of Morse Code

"When you say you're behind me 100%, do you mean base ten or binary?"

"The feds wanted to put me in witness protection, but after they saw what you did with my website, they figured you could hide me better."

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

'Here's MY information highway!'

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

If nobody had invented graphics

Homo Gamus

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

Geek fairies

Whack-a-molecule

Computer games

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

"...And this is the part where he veers off course from the YouTube tutorial."

Kirsten Johnson

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

DNA Analysis.

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'