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Inventor of Morse Code

"When you say you're behind me 100%, do you mean base ten or binary?"

"The feds wanted to put me in witness protection, but after they saw what you did with my website, they figured you could hide me better."

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

'Here's MY information highway!'

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

If nobody had invented graphics

Robots In The Boardroom

Homo Gamus

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

Geek fairies

"Remind me again, is it Accounting or IT that handles issues related to online solitaire?"

The Modern Novel.

Whack-a-molecule

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

Computer games

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

"...And this is the part where he veers off course from the YouTube tutorial."

Kindergarten. Today; Simon Says. I don't know who this "Simon Says" is, but he could make a killing in product endorsements!

Kirsten Johnson