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"Need help with your computer project? I have two teens at home."

This Digital Life - as experienced by the bottom of a coffee cup.

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

Artist and Musician

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

Work colleague says 'This is great, where do you get your ideas from?' as man gets them from small elves living in the wall

"When you say you're behind me 100%, do you mean base ten or binary?"

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'The kids just love doing paint by numbers.'

"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

'After his web site got going we bought this 5000 sq. ft. home, but he never leaves his computer.'

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

'ADN'

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

Silicon Vale

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

Money Tree

"I've devised a new paternity test, or as I call it, a pop quiz."

'This changes everything -- I found a loophole in the genetic code!'

Inventor of Morse Code

Castaway harnessing electricity.

All work and no play makes jack a dough boy.

'I know, but he's a genius.'

"We could try reversing the drug's side effects with gene therapy, but we don't want to get into trouble with the SPCA."

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

A man stealing another person's ideas

Making snowmen with a snowblower.