Coding Superstar T-Shirts

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

Hardware and software

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

"When you say you're behind me 100%, do you mean base ten or binary?"

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

'Mommy -- Jimmy just wrote his first computer virus!'

'Es-yay. E's-hay ere-hay ight-ray ow-nay and-ay e-hay oesn't-day uspect-say a ing-thay!'

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

Help wanted!...Ace Software, Inc...Video Game Tournament...Top 5 players get hired!

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

'After his web site got going we bought this 5000 sq. ft. home, but he never leaves his computer.'

Silicon Vale

"When Junior was small his first words were Dot Com."

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

"Which comes first, crawling or coding?"

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

Open Source.

Tech Corp: Personnel Openings - We've reached our quota of nerds, but we are looking to hire geeks.

'We're here to talk to your son about his website...'

Inventor of Morse Code

'Crusher' Collins: Data custodian by day, data bouncer by night.

'It's for cutting and pasting.'

"The are 10 types of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't."

"That just blew my mind. Who do I see about a replacement?"

"I only surf the web for the Java and cookies."

"Need help with your computer project? I have two teens at home."

"How'd you know I was in for cyber crime?"

Computer College Graduation.

'Is that the computer language you've been studying in school, dear?'

"The new guy says he's a data wrangler."