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'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

'Mommy -- Jimmy just wrote his first computer virus!'

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

Hardware and software

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

Help wanted!...Ace Software, Inc...Video Game Tournament...Top 5 players get hired!

"Any ideas? I'm terrible with cursive writing."

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

'After his web site got going we bought this 5000 sq. ft. home, but he never leaves his computer.'

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

'His debugging skills are exceptional.'

"This computer program is very intuitive. It automatically calls me when you do something stupid."

Open Source.

'I suspected hackers when it accepted all the student scholarship applications.'

Tech Corp: Personnel Openings - We've reached our quota of nerds, but we are looking to hire geeks.

'Due to a programming error you have been erased.'

"It's a cautionary tale about why we shouldn't cut arts funding in schools."

'It's for cutting and pasting.'

'You want to discuss the glitches in the software I sent you? No, Tuesday's out - how about never - is never okay?'

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

You're so demanding, run it yourself!

"The are 10 types of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't."

"They sent their geeks! Drop your swords and grab your computers! It's a cyber attack!"

"I'm an atheist. I don't believe in programmers."

"I only surf the web for the Java and cookies."

'I've had tight deadlines, if that's what you mean by performing well under pressure.'

'I got this one from my son who made it at camp.'

Computer College Graduation.

'Your acceptance is tentative until we can rule on the question of your knowingly using pirated software.'

Computer Time Bomb.

'Is that the computer language you've been studying in school, dear?'