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Game Over: Man Beaten Up By A Computer

Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

Not much money, glory, or praise

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

Binary Man

Help wanted!...Ace Software, Inc...Video Game Tournament...Top 5 players get hired!

'Mommy -- Jimmy just wrote his first computer virus!'

'If someone sent an email and the National Security Agency did not spy on it, would it still be an email?'

'I suspected hackers when it accepted all the student scholarship applications.'

The dna double helix, with a human family taking the place of the dna rungs.

'He's won an exotic holiday to Easter Island and it's gone straight to his head.'

"Beats me. He says he's playing e-sports for cryptocurrency."

"I'm so sorry, there is nothing I can do for him anymore...he must have been offline for at least 10 hours..."

"...all this time Timmy is spending in cyberspace is beginning to affect him."

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

"Seems you Americans, you have lost your mojo, yes?"

"This is the night Marvin gets together with his online poker gang."

Snail: 'HUMPH! Computer Geeks.'

"Looks like mum's preparing to go on social media."

'The games console has saved us a fortune in holidays. We told him we were seeing the pyramids but we were actually in Skegness. He didn't notice.'

"I'm tired of hacking websites. Let's climb a tree."

"Nobody knows your dead on the Internet."

'Computers Around The World'

The Internet - Search Warrant

'You should concentrate on getting a first one.'

"Baldo, when's the last time you read a book?"

"Good morning 'Best Friends Forever' breakfast club!"

"It's been nice, but I really have to be getting back to my own virtual reality."

Obsession with Internet

'Fred has stuff on his PC that isn't PC at all!'

"Everything is in the Cloud."