Cyberspace Hero T-Shirts

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

Binary Man

Wallpapering with Nails

'A hacker broke into our computer and, in an act of human kindness, deleted your mother's recipe for peppers and meat loaf.'

"Whoa - not so fast! I've got to check your browsing history first..."

Kevin had a computer virus.

'If someone sent an email and the National Security Agency did not spy on it, would it still be an email?'

Spam.

"I'm worried about little Gwendoline. She's ignoring her phone and thinking on her own!"

"Yes, I'm a superhero. I'm not attractive, muscular or charming because I work in the 'cyber crimes' division."

"You have been specially selected to upload your bank details. Offer ends midnight."

Computer virus

"Problem?"

"Now right-click on the icon."

"I'm so sorry, there is nothing I can do for him anymore...he must have been offline for at least 10 hours..."

"We've been hacked by our enemies! Is there anyone who know something about computers?"

Tuppermalware

Don't Let Your Computer Eat You Up!

"...all this time Timmy is spending in cyberspace is beginning to affect him."

"Don't you understand, he's a Creature of the Web?! If he doesn't log on soon, it'll be too late!"

"This one is for hacking into our enemy's hacks."

"Seems you Americans, you have lost your mojo, yes?"

'They call it a remote because that's the chnaces of me being able to program it.'

Armed Forces: We are need in of computer hackers to handle our cyber warfare defenses.

Stealing digital data from computers.

"Oh no - I've actually RUN OUT of passwords!!!""

"Hockey players no longer fight. They feel saying mean things about each other on social media hurts more."

"Looks like another case of someone over forty trying to understand Snapchat."

'My God, you're right Hawkins - It is the missing hyper-link.'

U.S. Military Recruitment: We're looking for a few good men and women who can hack!"

'I steal from the rich databases and give to the poor databases.'

Snail: 'HUMPH! Computer Geeks.'