Cyberspace Hero Prints

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

Binary Man

Wallpapering with Nails

'A hacker broke into our computer and, in an act of human kindness, deleted your mother's recipe for peppers and meat loaf.'

"Whoa - not so fast! I've got to check your browsing history first..."

'If someone sent an email and the National Security Agency did not spy on it, would it still be an email?'

Kevin had a computer virus.

Spam.

"Yes, I'm a superhero. I'm not attractive, muscular or charming because I work in the 'cyber crimes' division."

"I'm worried about little Gwendoline. She's ignoring her phone and thinking on her own!"

"You have been specially selected to upload your bank details. Offer ends midnight."

Computer virus

"Problem?"

Tuppermalware

"We've been hacked by our enemies! Is there anyone who know something about computers?"

"Now right-click on the icon."

Don't Let Your Computer Eat You Up!

"I'm so sorry, there is nothing I can do for him anymore...he must have been offline for at least 10 hours..."

"...all this time Timmy is spending in cyberspace is beginning to affect him."

"Don't you understand, he's a Creature of the Web?! If he doesn't log on soon, it'll be too late!"

"Seems you Americans, you have lost your mojo, yes?"

"This one is for hacking into our enemy's hacks."

It's a beautiful day. Take your computer and invent the next crippling internet virus outside.

'They call it a remote because that's the chnaces of me being able to program it.'

Armed Forces: We are need in of computer hackers to handle our cyber warfare defenses.

Stealing digital data from computers.

"Looks like another case of someone over forty trying to understand Snapchat."

"Hockey players no longer fight. They feel saying mean things about each other on social media hurts more."

"Oh no - I've actually RUN OUT of passwords!!!""

'My God, you're right Hawkins - It is the missing hyper-link.'

U.S. Military Recruitment: We're looking for a few good men and women who can hack!"

'I steal from the rich databases and give to the poor databases.'