Tech-savvy Hero T-Shirts

'I steal from the rich databases and give to the poor databases.'

'Fighting evil, fighting evil, fighting evil...oh, wait, how about the 17th, say noonish?'

Halloween Selfie

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

"We're in a dying industry, and you're just sitting there! Well, I'm going to do something about it-I'm starting a Web site."

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

This Cave Updated Daily.

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

"Yes, I'm a superhero. I'm not attractive, muscular or charming because I work in the 'cyber crimes' division."

"Buy my data $20"

"I'm worried about little Gwendoline. She's ignoring her phone and thinking on her own!"

"Now right-click on the icon."

"I want to get in touch with my inner child. I need the tech support."

'I've deleted my on-line homework teacher three times but he won't go away.'

"Since we became a paperless workplace, it's harder to keep track of how much work Ziegler is actually doing!"

Rationalization

'Romeo, Romeo, wi-fi art thou, Romeo...'

"I know what the 'e' in 'email' stand for...endless."

'They call it a remote because that's the chnaces of me being able to program it.'

"Looks like another case of someone over forty trying to understand Snapchat."

All my gifts come from Amazon anyway, so instead of asking Santa, I'm asking Alexa.

Bruce Lee with dangerous mouse.

"Where do you want the new guy to start?"

"I had to give up my secret identity—no more phone booths."

Clean your mobile phone screen, sir?

"Trust me, Your Majesty, my act is way better in person."

Computer use issues

'And then Steve Jobs invented apple computers.'

"Please help. Never learned PowerPoint."

Boy Scout Camp.

Twelve-step verification

'Any chance of utilising the Global Positioning System to forecast the length of the canteen queues?'

'We are the 99%. . . who want the new iphone!!'

"One buxom young lass with a hammer a dream seized the opportunity."

"I'm only going to say this to you once...for I've now got a loop pedal..."