Tech-savvy Warrior T-Shirts

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

Twelve-step verification

Bruce Lee with dangerous mouse.

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"Gosh, I can't believe it's been over 25 years since our company was dragged, kicking and screaming, into the digital age!"

Pan Extension Chord

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

Scenic selfie site

Cyberwarfare

"It's a really cool game! You're Bill Gates, and you have to fight off the evil agents of the Justice Department before they destroy your planet."

"Got some bad news for you, Larry."

"I want to get in touch with my inner child. I need the tech support."

"Now right-click on the icon."

Young MacDonald

"Thanks to this new app, I now know Jim there is disgruntled."

'Hello?...still there?...yeah, sorry, I just had to move to get a better signal.'

'They call it a remote because that's the chnaces of me being able to program it.'

"Keep your eyes peeled for a place to charge our phones, men."

Wringing the Monitor

Surfer on his mobile phone.

"Sorry, I double-booked. This wouldn't happen if I had a computer - but they insist we do everything by hand."

"Pull over and check your phone" "Once more for good luck" "Maybe just another teensy look"

Man hanging cameras on Moose Antlers.

'Call you back. I've got an important tweet coming in.'

'It's the fountain of youth!'

"Log into nature"

Campground Wi-fi.

Stressed Office Junior

"The car is smart, but he's not. Apparently, he doesn't listen to it when it says it needs gas."

"Looks like another case of someone over forty trying to understand Snapchat."

"I'll be walking by your door in a second if you want to try to get my attention."

'Your reign of terror is over evil dragon, for I have slain your internet service provider!'

'I steal from the rich databases and give to the poor databases.'