Tech-savvy Superhero T-Shirts

"I had to give up my secret identity—no more phone booths."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

"Why do you need so many computers?" "One for billing, one for stock control, one for human resources, one for financial management..."

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

City Marathon.

The Housewife

Halloween Selfie

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

"This lockdown is GREAT! - We can spend all day on our computers, eating takeaway junk food and watching crap TV while gambling on our iphones!"

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

"We're in a dying industry, and you're just sitting there! Well, I'm going to do something about it-I'm starting a Web site."

"Okay...so I could have been wrong about a few facts..."

"Yes, I'm a superhero. I'm not attractive, muscular or charming because I work in the 'cyber crimes' division."

Turnkey Totalitarianism

Tuppermalware

"Now right-click on the icon."

"I want to get in touch with my inner child. I need the tech support."

Battle against Ebola.

Covid Duel

'Romeo, Romeo, wi-fi art thou, Romeo...'

"I can't be sure, but I think Dracula is the bat holding the phone."

'Well, nurse, it was a bit daft putting me next to this mirror!'

"Hold on, the puck is coming this way."

"My dog deleted my excuses app."

"OK, you're right. It does say take 2 tablets by mouth."

'They call it a remote because that's the chnaces of me being able to program it.'

"On this comparison website I can get a thinner you, with more personality and a bushier mustache."

"Two bars—how about you?"

"Looks like another case of someone over forty trying to understand Snapchat."

Sports and new technologies

Video Chat with Dad from his new smart phone.

'I steal from the rich databases and give to the poor databases.'