Tech Superhero T-Shirts

"Yes, I'm a superhero. I'm not attractive, muscular or charming because I work in the 'cyber crimes' division."

In basket-case.

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Batman at the Maternity Ward

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

The Amazing Man-Spider

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

Keyworker

"You've changed."

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."