Tech-savvy Performer T-Shirts

"We're in a dying industry, and you're just sitting there! Well, I'm going to do something about it-I'm starting a Web site."

Two mimes talking online.

Texting Trapeze Artist

Presentation Skills: 1. Be Prepared.

"The times – They have a changed."

Computer Music

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

One-man band - One-man office

"It's obviously an original."

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

Internet Shoplifting

'It's for cutting and pasting.'

'Thanks to the billion dollar engine, this keyboard can store up to 14 songs.'

'I've deleted my on-line homework teacher three times but he won't go away.'

"...and this year's Special Achievement Award for the longest undetected game of computer Solitaire goes to..."

'I will now play a selection of digital audio files I downloaded today.'

Shakespeare downloading thoughts.

'And I took this shot with my new camera mobile!'

'That brush - how many dpi?'

"So - we meet at last."

Composer.

The Internet...

"Idolistentopodcastsatdoublespeed. How'dyouknow?"

'These digital organs have a unique sound.'

All my gifts come from Amazon anyway, so instead of asking Santa, I'm asking Alexa.

"It’s great to be back in the theater again."

Pianist teleconferencing with a singer.

'My job is being cut, I'm being replaced by a podcast,'

'I steal from the rich databases and give to the poor databases.'

Concert Pianist "Almost finished."

Computer Four Hands.

Composer

Still life (waiting for the internet of things)