Tech-savvy Performer T-Shirts

"We're in a dying industry, and you're just sitting there! Well, I'm going to do something about it-I'm starting a Web site."

'Romeo, Romeo, wi-fi art thou, Romeo...'

Two mimes talking online.

Texting Trapeze Artist

Presentation Skills: 1. Be Prepared.

"I don't know what happened, your holiness! I painted the ENTIRE CEILING!"

Computer Music

"The times – They have a changed."

"It's obviously an original."

One-man band - One-man office

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

Internet Shoplifting

'It's for cutting and pasting.'

'Thanks to the billion dollar engine, this keyboard can store up to 14 songs.'

Cartoon 2319: Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Leonardo da Vinci's 'Mac Lisa.'

'I've deleted my on-line homework teacher three times but he won't go away.'

"...and this year's Special Achievement Award for the longest undetected game of computer Solitaire goes to..."

'I will now play a selection of digital audio files I downloaded today.'

'And I took this shot with my new camera mobile!'

Arachnid Research Lab. I don't need to actually be here all the time, I use a web cam!

'That brush - how many dpi?'

Shakespeare downloading thoughts.

"So - we meet at last."

Composer.

The Internet...

All my gifts come from Amazon anyway, so instead of asking Santa, I'm asking Alexa.

Do we really need auto-tune.

'These digital organs have a unique sound.'

"Idolistentopodcastsatdoublespeed. How'dyouknow?"

"It’s great to be back in the theater again."

Pianist teleconferencing with a singer.

'My job is being cut, I'm being replaced by a podcast,'

'I steal from the rich databases and give to the poor databases.'

Concert Pianist "Almost finished."