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The Mobile Choir

The Christmas Choir of St. Nomophobia

Klimt Kiss Phones

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

'Long distance romances in the twenty first century.'

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

"Remember, if you enjoy this intercourse, don't forget to 'like and subscribe'."

Computer Music

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

"The times – They have a changed."

'Young Love'

"We're in a dying industry, and you're just sitting there! Well, I'm going to do something about it-I'm starting a Web site."

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

"It's obviously an original."

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

'It's for cutting and pasting.'

'Thanks to the billion dollar engine, this keyboard can store up to 14 songs.'

'What am I thinking? Don't you read my Tweets?'

'I didn't know people still played footsie.'

'I will now play a selection of digital audio files I downloaded today.'

Modern Poetry: Text Message Haiku

"I am in the moment - just not the moment you're in."

"Would you agree to change our Facebook status to married?"

'And I took this shot with my new camera mobile!'

'Yourplace.com or mine?'

'That brush - how many dpi?'

Requiem

"So - we meet at last."

Musician playing the piano on a computer.