Tech-savvy Singer Gifts

Do we really need auto-tune.

The Mobile Choir

The Christmas Choir of St. Nomophobia

Klimt Kiss Phones

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

"I don't know what happened, your holiness! I painted the ENTIRE CEILING!"

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

'Long distance romances in the twenty first century.'

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

'Young Love'

"The times – They have a changed."

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

Computer Music

"Remember, if you enjoy this intercourse, don't forget to 'like and subscribe'."

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

"We're in a dying industry, and you're just sitting there! Well, I'm going to do something about it-I'm starting a Web site."

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

"It's obviously an original."

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

'It's for cutting and pasting.'

'Thanks to the billion dollar engine, this keyboard can store up to 14 songs.'

'I didn't know people still played footsie.'

Cartoon 2319: Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Leonardo da Vinci's 'Mac Lisa.'

'What am I thinking? Don't you read my Tweets?'

'Page 37 in your hymnals and selection #15 on your iPods.'

'I will now play a selection of digital audio files I downloaded today.'

"Would you agree to change our Facebook status to married?"

'Romeo, Romeo, wi-fi art thou, Romeo...'

'And I took this shot with my new camera mobile!'

Requiem

"I am in the moment - just not the moment you're in."

Modern Poetry: Text Message Haiku

'Yourplace.com or mine?'

'That brush - how many dpi?'