Tech-savvy Hymn Singer Gifts

'Page 37 in your hymnals and selection #15 on your iPods.'

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

"I'm going on a retreat."

"If we could all turn to page 387, turn off your iPods and repeat after me?"

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

"The times – They have a changed."

"So no bases are uncovered, Sister Ann gives the sermon to the deaf and Brother Brooks blogs it."

Computer Music

'No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting.'

"We're in a dying industry, and you're just sitting there! Well, I'm going to do something about it-I'm starting a Web site."

'It's Sundays like this that I regret our church website is so popular.'

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

"It's obviously an original."

'...and we used to grumble about not understanding archaic church language!'

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

'It's for cutting and pasting.'

'Thanks to the billion dollar engine, this keyboard can store up to 14 songs.'

"He didn't mean on Twitter."

"The gods must be on-line tonight."

'The reading is from my brand new mobile phone.'

Cartoon 2319: Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Leonardo da Vinci's 'Mac Lisa.'

"Please select hymn number 637 on your i-pods."

'Today's sermon may seem a little incoherent -- my 'Preach-o-Mat' program crashed.'

"You may need to pep up your sermons, sir. Some of the members are requesting WIFI in the pews."

'I will now play a selection of digital audio files I downloaded today.'

"And the meek, aided by social media pester power, shall inherit the world."

Palm Top Readings

Bishop looking at 'friends annointed' website.

'Romeo, Romeo, wi-fi art thou, Romeo...'

"I have sent you all an e-mail of today's text if you wish to follow along."

'And I took this shot with my new camera mobile!'

Shakespeare downloading thoughts.

Modern Poetry: Text Message Haiku

Composer.

"I can tell much more about you if I read your Palm Pilot."