Tech-savvy Hymn Singer Prints

"I'm going on a retreat."

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

Computer Music

"The times – They have a changed."

"So no bases are uncovered, Sister Ann gives the sermon to the deaf and Brother Brooks blogs it."

'No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting.'

"We're in a dying industry, and you're just sitting there! Well, I'm going to do something about it-I'm starting a Web site."

'It's Sundays like this that I regret our church website is so popular.'

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

"It's obviously an original."

'It's for cutting and pasting.'

'Thanks to the billion dollar engine, this keyboard can store up to 14 songs.'

'The reading is from my brand new mobile phone.'

"The gods must be on-line tonight."

"He didn't mean on Twitter."

"Please select hymn number 637 on your i-pods."

'Today's sermon may seem a little incoherent -- my 'Preach-o-Mat' program crashed.'

"You may need to pep up your sermons, sir. Some of the members are requesting WIFI in the pews."

'I will now play a selection of digital audio files I downloaded today.'

"I have sent you all an e-mail of today's text if you wish to follow along."

Modern Poetry: Text Message Haiku

Palm Top Readings

Bishop looking at 'friends annointed' website.

"And the meek, aided by social media pester power, shall inherit the world."

'And I took this shot with my new camera mobile!'

Shakespeare downloading thoughts.

Composer.

"I can tell much more about you if I read your Palm Pilot."

Confession plugged up to an amp.